Hilarious Insults

~ Coton headed ninny muggins!
~ Tripple deaker suarkraut and toad stool sandwich, with arsonic sauce!

Free Verse

I can't help but relive that time,
That time when I had no one to turn to.
The time when I thought I wouldn't pull through.
When I didn't want to pull through.
You were my person.
My one and only.
Now as soon as I become close to someone,
I do this again.
I make it happen again.
Now it hits me even harder.
I step into the shower.
My knees quake.
My earth begins to shake.
I fall to the ground.
I let the water pour over the back of my head,
Then it pours onto my face.
I hold my breath and it holds in all my fealings,
All my despair,
My weakness.
My everything is coming down around me.
Those same words.
The exact same.
I don't know how it is possible.
I cry myself to sleep,
Yet again.
I sound depressed.
I sound goth or emo.
But if anyone ever tries to tell you,
That they haven't been depressed.
They are lying.
This is my life.
Yay.

Tactful Tips

If someone is telling you something that...

1.) they have told you before
2.) they have told you a million times before
3.) someone else has told you this before
4.) everyone has told you this before
5.) you were there when it happened
6.) you told it to them

Just go with it! No body likes a party pooper. You'd poop parties. Then there would be a party in your pants. No body wants that.

Blonde Joke

(warning: the following content may offend)

A Blonde's Password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

~ When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 charactes long and include a capital

Funny Thought

When I get married

1.) I will keep my last name

2.) I will have a baby boy

3.) I will name him Jesus (not Hezus, Jesus)

Then he will be Jesus Crites!!!!!

Funny Thought

Guns don't kill people, Ninjas kill people.

Random Fact

On average 12 babies a day are given to the wrong birth-parents at the hospital world wide. That means that 84 babies per week, 4,272 babies per year, and 42,720 babies every ten years are given to the wrong parents and live their lives never knowing who their real parents are.