Tactful Tips

If someone is telling you something that...

1.) they have told you before
2.) they have told you a million times before
3.) someone else has told you this before
4.) everyone has told you this before
5.) you were there when it happened
6.) you told it to them

Just go with it! No body likes a party pooper. You'd poop parties. Then there would be a party in your pants. No body wants that.